WB is now #3 out of 8,377,000 pages in MSN search engines for "photos of people f**king. Faking? No. Two **s. The meaning is clear: Candidia has assumed control of the primordial unconscious. Wealth, Bondage, now even effing itself - all under her direct control.
There are no public goods, not even a public convenience. All Dumpsters are privately owned. She has pollution rights, and cancer-causing rights, and rights to corrupt minors and turn them into desiring machines, but our political rights end in the Freedom Pens, while Candidia's commercial media cut to commercial break.
See below the first photo ever taken of the Hidden Hand, wearing a glove, the knuckles filled with lead shot. What trickles down, generally, is blood. Freedom is the movement of that fist.
"You stupid, liberal, son of a bitch," says the officer in the black fatigues, "you saying we are not free? Well take that and that. See how you like that you commie son of a bitch. Say 'I am free, Sir.' Say it! This is an 'Ownership Society, pal, and you don't own shit."
I am pleased to announce that I have escrowed a sum of money, more than some of you losers have seen in a lifetime, $25,000, to be given, if it is given at all, to whatever charity or prosocial venture or political party that best advances the cause of FREEDOM. The decision will be made by the Wealth Bondage Community as a whole in whatever way you losers see fit.
Watching you grovel, fight among yourselves, and waste months on this exercise in futility is a pleasure. Furthermore, I enjoy seeing you cretins refute in your actions the idealism you profess, falling upon one another's throats in your fight for control. Anarchy? What fun! Toss the losers a bone and watch them tear one another a part. I can recover the cost by just filming the eye-gouging chaos and selling it to my friends. Fight Club Part II. FREEDOM - with the scent of fresh blood in the air. The purpose of Wealth Bondage is to help people discover their own ability to wreak havoc with impunity, as long as they have money.
Caveat: Wealth Bondage is a Fiction as allowed by law. All sums of money discussed on this post, as well as the author this post and the appended disclaimer, are Fictional in nature, as allowed by law. Neither Wealth Bondage nor Candidia Cruikshanks takes any responsibility whatsover for the veracity of this post. Believe us at your own risk. Wealth Bondage is not part of the Reality Based Community. See our Legal Matters for full details. - Smoky Joe.
Those who have followed the Omidyar.net/home's community trying to decide what to do with a $25,000 grant - what do you think of Emergent Democracy, Anarchy, and self-organizing systems now, as a way to handle real responsibility, albeit only $25,000 worth? Maybe something good will emerge, but so far it as if someone had thrown a bone among a pack of hitherto well-behaved dogs, a massive scrum, and endless battle for rank and clout in the pecking order. Makes you see the value, after all, in hierarchy, delegated responsibility, job descriptions, performance reviews, managment-provided time tables, and the checks and balances of a well run top down company. If the time of those involved were valued even at minimum wage, this has to be the most cost inefficient grant making process ever conceived. I hope the community will improve with practice, or that a more orderly process with "emerge," without undue behind the scene politicing and the corruption that comes with managing money without being accountable for it.
The right way. The wrong way. Or is it the other way around? It is all Wealth Bondage after all. When the corporate sponsors have been secured, let the volunteer activity begin! For charity is passion driven.
Parents! Read the comments and weep. It takes a village to raise a child, and one good marketer to corrupt her. We owe our children better than Yellow Bracelets when it comes to learning about generosity.
Anyone at WB who wears underwear is hereby fired. Inspect what I expect every morning. Why? Because I fucking well feel like it. Thanks to Majikthise for the basic concept. Freedom! What the fuck do you think we are fighting for people? Freedom for Corporations to do whatever they fucking well please. As for the rest of you morons, back to your cubicles, pending termination.