Posted by The Happy Tutor
Candidia wants to be market dominant for both Wealth and Bondage. The stats show considerable upside for Wealth, as a search word. WB is rated in the top five for both Wealth and Bondage by Google, but look at the difference in searches leading to WB.
bondage 2,424 ... 39 %
furry sex 314 ... 5 %
bondage stories 93 ... 1.4 %
virgin sex 90 ... 1.4 %
wealth 57 ... 0.9 %
goddess severa 55 ... 0.8 %
enema torture 53 ... 0.8 %
spankings 33 ... 0.5 %
enema 26 ... 0.4 %
pony boy 26 ... 0.4
Stats are for the last 11 days.
For a site whose hidden meaning is a gentle plea for Christian charity, we certainly have an improvement opportunity, when it comes to getting our message across to those who need it most.
Candidia figures we should be able to penetrate the Wealth Market via Google for at least another 240 hits a day. These precious eyeballs can then be sold to Adsense at $2 each, or $500 per day. Add another $500 per day for Bondage and we can all sit around the Dumpster drinking champaigne and eating Twinkies from the Store of Convenience.
Therefore, Candidia has announced a new WB Client Assurance program, "Wealth Beyond Reason," that she will flog to the naive on Google until we own the Wealth Market. Number one for Wealth in Google is not beyond our reach. We just have to serve the needs of our customers who seek good information on getting rich quick. That is, we have to lure them in, as we do with our Bondage Customers, and provide the beating they need to achieve wisdom, balance, self knowledge, and serenity in their lives.
Where other deceive to pocket cash, or conquer the world, we decieve to teach a moral. Surely, we deserve a Presidential Medal?
Seriously, I could not possibley accept a dime from Adsense. All our beatings are strictly pro bono publico. What Candidia does is her business.