Posted by Dick Minim 
Geegaw: The other day I had a dream where someone asked me something like, "I hope it's not too rude to ask, but how long ago did you have your sex change operation?" To which I replied, "I know I have [insert potentially unattractive facial feature here], but as a matter of fact, I was born a woman." It was all very polite, but in my sleep I was gritting my teeth. I know the feeling. People can be so cruel.
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