Posted by The Happy Tutor
I was asked today if my boss knows that I exist. In response, upon the advice of my attorney, I read the following prepared statement:
The Happy Tutor is a Fiction, as allowed by law. Living in a Dumpster in the public square, he delights and instructs persons of Wealth and Power. (c.f. Diogenes and Alexander.) His work as a pro bono Wealth Bondage Dom to the Stars is restricted to the unlicensed practice of the liberal arts. A free man, at least on his own time, his Moral Instruction is not regulated by any corporate or governmental hierarchy. His day job (as a Senior Pick and Pack Specialist) is something else altogether. That's Weatlh Bondage in a nutshell. Thank you for asking.
But, the short answer is, "Yes." Candidia and I are actually on very good terms. She let's me sleep in her Dumpster, feast upon scraps from her table, and drink the dregs from her bottles. In return, any tips I get for Instructing the Wealthy go directly to her. This is how a just society works. A giving circle, where we all look out for one another.
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