Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
I am pleased to announce that I have escrowed a sum of money, more than some of you losers have seen in a lifetime, $25,000, to be given, if it is given at all, to whatever charity or prosocial venture or political party that best advances the cause of FREEDOM. The decision will be made by the Wealth Bondage Community as a whole in whatever way you losers see fit.
Watching you grovel, fight among yourselves, and waste months on this exercise in futility is a pleasure. Furthermore, I enjoy seeing you cretins refute in your actions the idealism you profess, falling upon one another's throats in your fight for control. Anarchy? What fun! Toss the losers a bone and watch them tear one another a part. I can recover the cost by just filming the eye-gouging chaos and selling it to my friends. Fight Club Part II. FREEDOM - with the scent of fresh blood in the air. The purpose of Wealth Bondage is to help people discover their own ability to wreak havoc with impunity, as long as they have money.
Caveat: Wealth Bondage is a Fiction as allowed by law. All sums of money discussed on this post, as well as the author this post and the appended disclaimer, are Fictional in nature, as allowed by law. Neither Wealth Bondage nor Candidia Cruikshanks takes any responsibility whatsover for the veracity of this post. Believe us at your own risk. Wealth Bondage is not part of the Reality Based Community. See our Legal Matters for full details. - Smoky Joe.
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