Posted by Captain Blowtorch in Hot Pursuit
Left Behind mocked by Slacktivist. You, Sir, and your whole family are slated for torment. God loves you, Slactivist, repent while you have the chance. It is easy and it costs nothing. Come to our Church on Sunday, we have a special men's group for recovering scoffers. Then stick around for the horseshoe tournament. I'm bringing the beer. Why fight it, Slacktivist, religion is more fun than football, and we Christians always win, because Jesus murders the other team. He has super powers. And he hates liberals like you. Do a Horowitz and get your ass saved. C'mon, Buddy, I'll pick you up at 8 am. Bring the kids. Try it before you buy it. Rev Dr. Jerome Jowells is preaching on getting rich. What do you got to lose? Except your soul and your whole family?