Wealth Bondage

Free Speech Means Buying Politicians, Right Bill?

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Some assholes say that I am not too fucking articulate. But money talks, you shitheads; and when I buy a politician or think thank thinker they stay bought. Money is free fucking speech. How much cash have you got on you, you stupid fucking so-called voter? Then get the fuck out my way. The Ownerhsip Society, Sweetie? Who do you think owns it? You get between me and the pols I buy at your own fucking risk. And some dipshit society lady at Pew is not going to stand in my way, if I have to hire 200 think tank thinkers to drag her through the mud. I don't care what it costs, Bill, I want Rimmel's head on a platter. I'll teach that prissy bitch to fuck with me. You want more of this Rimmel? I didn't think so. You leave democracy, sister, to those who own it. If I want your opinion, I'll buy it. Meanwhile, Pew, shut the fuck up about campaign finance reform.

East TX Welcomes Poor Blacks from New Orleans?

Posted by Captain Blowtorch in Hot Pursuit

East Texas don't take kindly to busloads of refugees looking for a place to squat. If God loved these losers why'd He send his Hurriance to punish them and cast them into exile? Mark of the Beast. May God's will be done, and soon. Amen.

Wealth Bondage is Three Sectors in One

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Scratchings blogs the "Washer Dryer Combination" of politics and business. He might add philanthropy and get an even bigger discount when he trades in his old democracy.

I might add that a Dewey Decimal System approach to philanthropy can be myopic. Giving is not a topic separate from Machiaveli. Both should be in arm's reach for any serious student of wealth, power, and civic virtue. "To advance philanthropy" - yes! And may the peasants throw their caps in the air when Lord Adolph's carriage rolls through from the Castle.

Craig Romero for Congress from Lousiana's Third District

Smoky Joe, JD, in Defense of Freedom

Hurricane Katrina means another Republican Congressman, Craig Romero, if we can just keeps the refugee blacks bottled up in dark red states. As the hicks would agree, "It is God's Will."

Stavros the Wonderchicken - Strayed Reveler

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Wish Stavros would drop by the Dumpster for a bottle of Thunderbird. He was one of the most outspoken of the early bloggers and the one who would never sell out, to pass himself off as a journalist, or "blog whore." ads. Stavros understood Carnival. Reading his hiatus note, about the Book Contract, makes me sad. Books, Stavros, are shinola between hard or soft covers. Being published means zip. Don't let them work on your head like that. Good dogs get published. Dogs who bite do not. There are exceptions, but don't count on being one of them. Write on! When you do get a book and go on TV, what will you be then?

Mike Brown versus a Horse's Ass

Posted by The Happy Tutor

All because because of of a blog.

Delay on Judgment Day

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

Delay in Bondage to Wealth? A baseless allegation by traitors. The man is a philanthropist. Liberals will stop at nothing to hinder the Will of God. On Judgment Day, Tom will stand tall and tell God, "I did nothing you wouldn't have done under the same circumstances; whatever it takes, God, you know that."

Snuff Photos for Porn?

Posted by Tigg, Senior Wealth Bondage Fellow

Every market clears at a price. The hidden hand works for the benefit of all. From private vices come public benefits. To regulate free trade produces negative externalities. Let 'em play, Ref!

Thank you, Germany!

Posted by The Happy Tutor

From the Quaker Economist, how a German volunteer team played a key role in pumping New Orleans dry. Little credit from Bush or the media. America accepts help gratefully?

Situation Normal....

Posted by The Happy Tutor

James Wolcott on fourth generation warfare and the delegitimization of both parties with a pending defeat in Iraq. Zero debate at home, and disinformation in the media, makes the end hard for the average person to understand and accept. What happens when the shared fairy tales ends in havoc? Who will tell the children?