Chastity Powers Reporting for the Wealth Bondage Free Press
Good news gang! Wealth Bondage has been selected by our Government for the new Centcom Blogger Alerts, mentioned recently by Rumsfeld. This will enable us to provide Dumpster Dwellers with breaking news, totally free of spin.
US Central Command has launched an online communications effort that includes electronic news updates and a links campaign that has resulted in several hundred blogs receiving and publishing CENTCOM content.
Newsreels from the front produced at taxpayer expense will also save us a ton of money on reporters. The benefits, Candidia says, will go straight to the bottomline. Jeez Louise, I smell bonus cheese! C'mon gang, let's hear it. Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme a E, gimme another E, gimme a D, gimme an O, gimme an M. What's that spell?