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Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah 
Albert Ruesga breaks the rules of philanthropic decorum and works perfectly within those of satire. The hard part is learning to break so many rules all at once. If you stop halfway, you are dismissed as a crank. Break them all and you are maybe a genius or a holy fool, either way an honorable profession. But why satirize Steve Gunderson? The mystery only deepens. The meaning remains hidden. Hmm. Could be a work of art?
Posted by Joseph McPatriot
Et alia on his "objective powerlessness." Yes, et alia, you and your Marxist Revolution are relegated to the Great Dumpster of Human History. The proletariat is watching Fox News and ridiculing intellectuals like you. There is nothing you can do. Be sure to tell your friends. The Forces of Freedom will take it from here.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
What the ownership society amounts to. Unlimited opportunity for Wealth Bondage!
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Bad news for wealth bondage. Why won't these communists let the Free Market prevail? We ought to invade China and open up the market for fresh body parts. Think of the waste: bodies tortured, maimed and mutilated with no recycling whatsoever. We can do better, people.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
An elegant piece of in-bathroom marketing, helping Wealth Bondage consumers find authentic happiness with their pants up or down. Well done!
Smoky Joe, JD, Senior Fellow of Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century
Blowtorch! I have an assignment for you. God forbid anything in the way of fire were to happen to these people of a liberal persuasion. Candidia does not tolerate ambiguity. They are with her or against her. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, like the good book says. Now go make yourself useful to God and Country. All we need is for these assholes to get philanthropic funding.
Posted by Joseph McPatriot
I must say I admire Bush's audacity in seizing control in a time of war. Who dare resist? Whether we sweep the catacombs clean, and how we do it, is entirely our business. We will tell Congress what we wish. We are accountable to no one. For the Constitution gives us the power to do what we please. Top secret legal memos, and signing statements cover our ass. Bottomline: triangulating liberals and the mainstream media will not resist. The American People like a strong leader. Look at Candidia. See how far she has gone?
Posted by The Happy Tutor
From happy famous artists, "kissing the curator's ass." Next time they could have Candidia do a walk on as the Art Patron. They might also take photography lessons. The lighting is pretty bad.
Smoky Joe, JD, in Defense of Freedom
Good concept, preaching tolerance to Muslims. Who should be our messenger? Cheney? Rumsfeld? Condi? I guess Bush is the best choice. God speaks to him about many things. I could ask if tolerance has ever come up.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
As a soldier might be missing in action, so I often am "lost in thought." WB employees freeze when walking by my cube. For many I may be the first last and only person they have ever seen thinking. It scares them deeply. Eyes unfocused, sometimes lips moving. Who is this man? Little do they know. I am thinking about them. I am doing their voices. And if I laugh abruptly and the eyes flash, they might well be afeared. A lifetime of thinking makes for a dangerous colleague. No wonder the rule is, "Stay busy at all times." Authentic happiness. Little do they know what that might be. Yet, that is my secret role. Why else thrash these corporate-humans to tears of joy? (He laughs rocking alone in his cubicle, as his colleagues stop and stare.) "O excuse me, I was just thinking of a Simpsons episode." And once again the Happy Tutor is accepted back into Corporate America, the mystery of his laughter explained. Everything is OK.
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