Mark Kaplan provides analphatetical list of rhetorical ploys to advance your case and undermine your opponent without recourse to any unfair advantage such as evidence, reason, or wit. Sample:
Silences: Yours are dignified, your opponent's revealing.
Smoky Joe, taking lessons from Mark's list of dodges, hopes to exemplify sophistry at its best. "Whatever works," he says, "Isn't that good old American Pargamatism? How else do Knaves come to power, take over the courts and have intellectuals like Mark drawn and quartered for Treason to Unreason"? He will be teaching Creationism once the Forces of Freedom conquer London.