Need a loan to get you through the week until payday? Our strategic partners are happy to lend you more than helping hand. In an ownership society, please use credit wisely. 1,640% annual APR may not be appropriate for your long term financing needs.
Now for some good news:
- Consumer confidence is up.
- Wage price inflation is moderate as workers compete with offshore labor in a flat world.
- Profits are up.
- Stock market is up.
- Capital gains taxes, dividend taxes, and top marginal brackets are down.
- Estate taxes are lower and may be eliminated soon.
- Home mortgage variable rates are up.
- Health care costs are up.
- The number of uninsured American is rising.
- Social Security looks vulnerable.
- Pensions are being cut back or eliminated.
- Bankruptcies are booming.
- Bankruptcy protections have been cut back.
- Homeless shelters are ineffective and being closed.
- Dumpsters are full of discarded trash and people.
Let the good times roll! At least the social safety net is still intact. Step right up to the counter. Don't worry about your tattered clothes, and the stench of fear and death you give off: Your payday loan will be processed quick and easy.