Posted by The Happy Tutor
What a day. I take out a payday loan at 1,400% APR so I can buy a few rounds for my Dumpster Dwelling friends over at Sweeney's Bar to celebrate my fifth Anniversary as Dungeon Masters to the Stars at Wealth Bondage, and what happens? In walk the State Troopers and we are all busted on our barstools for public drunkeness. Remind me next time to stay at home in the Dumpster with a bottle of the Bird in a brown paper bag. Talk about Moral Clarity. When will these people back off?