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Demonic Possession in Persons of Power

Posted by The Happy Tutor

The Daily Mail:

According to secret Vatican documents recently released wartime pontiff Pope Pius XII attempted a "long distance" exorcism of Hitler which failed to have any effect.

So, the top Catholic came up short. What if Hitler and Stalin had gotten themselves born again? Would that have straightened them out or made their crimes irrelevant to their Salvation? I will have to ask AKMA, he would know. I mean worse people have been saved that way, not that it has affected their behavior any. I suppose getting Hilter and Stalin saved would have netted the same geopolitical result as a failed exorcism, with the difference being that they could have died with a clean conscience. But I am Catholic, so I probably am just bitter that the Pope came up short when it mattered most. I have known a drunkard who got cured and got elected Mayor by getting saved, and I once knew a serial  child-molester who became a respected Scout Master that way. I honestly can't say, in fairness, that I ever knew a politician or anyone else who got them themselve rehabilitated by an exorcism. We could try it on Islamofascists, though. Exorcism, or getting the Mullahs born again, either way it would be more Christian than nuking Iran.  Well, never mind.  I have the Dumpster to myself and plenty of time to think it over before they come with the Truck to cart me away. "May this cup pass from me," as Jesus said, also to no effect.

The World Who Wants?

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Before the days of anesthetic how similar would have been the scenes of surgery and torment. The satirist will say he bears no malice to the man he wounds cutting away the corruption to leave the patient healed, yet the patient behind the duct tape gag screams and struggles, and the satirist whistles as he works. Ever it has been so. Malice, lust, will to power, sadism from these too art is made.   

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Given our new emphasis on philanthropy, it is nice to see Wealth Bondage in such nice company.  

Wealthbondage Closeout Sale

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Everything must go. National Parks, the Constitution, the Honor of our Country, Lapel Pins, Carnival Masks, Ventriloquist's Dummies, Truth, Congress, the works! First come, first served. No reasonable offer refused.

His Defense of Folly

Posted by The Happy Tutor

In my own defense, let me say that I in spanking the prince mean only to preserve the monarchy in tip top conditon.

The Fool as Royalist

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Hearing The Fool berate the King, you might mistake him for a radical. In fact, nothing could be more conservative than keeping the King from making a Fool of himself.

A Fool's Reward

Posted by The Happy Tutor

The Fool follows his Master to the Guillotine, faithful to the end.

Complicity in High Places

Posted by The Happy Tutor

The golden carriage rolls by. Through the window you can see the King beating the Fool with a sceptre and the Fool beating the King with a bladder on a stick. "See," says the cynic, "I told you the Fool was complicit."

The World Losers Want

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

The World We Want? I suspect not, Sweetie. Money talks, bullshit walks. How much money you raised for "social change"? Why change the game when it's is working so well? I got no complaints. You losers crack me up. Who gives a shit what world you want?  Work hard, make a few hundred million, then you can be a philanthropist and say what world you want and make it happen. Otherwise sit down and shut up. If I want your opinion, I will ask for it, like never.

Visual Aids for the Perplexed

Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah

"Wealth Bondage is about creating...and not tolerating...schisms, I think," Jim.  An interesting conjecture from a layman.