Posted by The Happy Tutor
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- Identify and continuously monitor online consumer media, blogs, messages boards/discussion forums and other Internet content sources that are relevant to your organization and its public relations enterprise
- Capture and measure consumer commentary and media-generated buzz on the Internet at formative stages — providing an early warning system for both PR opportunities and damaging issues before they escalate and become front page news
- Track market reactions, attitudes, and interests for your brands, products, executives and industry as this online buzz gains momentum in the global marketplace — while identifying and measuring the size, scope and severity of potential issues, damaging rumors and negative publicity early.
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