Posted in the Public Interest by Smoky Joe, JD, in Defense of Freedom
The crater where earlier today the Dumpster was demolished, apparently by liberals armed and trained by Iran. The incident has sparked a nuclear holocaust in Tehran. Fearing retaliation, Candidia Cruikshanks, invoking the Military Commissions Act, has declared a state of emergency, suspended the Constitution and imposed a curfew. Military Tribunals will try and execute those liberals deemed terrorists. Candidia expresses her grief and outrage, vowing, "Tutor will not have died in vain. We will rain death and destruction upon our enemies until the Happy Tutor has been avenged, and Freedom and Liberty have been restored." Donations in lieu of flowers to The Happy Tutor Memorial Fund at Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century. Tutor and I had our differences over public policy, but I will miss him dearly. His legacy continues in every bullet fired, every bomb dropped, every propaganda poster slapped on a wall, every slogan, every frame, every soundbite, every political speech in defense of Freedom. God Bless you, Tutor! And God Bless America!