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Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah 
Even now, the question, "What is or was Wealth Bondage?" haunts us. Scruggs has posted a video remix of TV's trenchant commentary. In truth, I know I don't fit in in Wealth Bondage. I was destined for greater things. I have an application in at Skidmore to teach Subaltern Studies, but I think it is going to go to a hunchback from Notre Dame.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
It says here, "Start getting ready to move to Mexico and start a new life today!" We could start a little bordello, maybe, of our own, Dick and I, live at peace. It is tempting.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
I am not posting much about Wealth Bondage, because I realize how little I really know about it. Instead I am studying the work and insights of someone who knows, and paid the price for knowing. She calls it "the tapeworm," but it is same thing. It is all Wealth Bondage, after all. Best of all, she has a plan for beating Wealth Bondage at its own game. She calls it a Solari, and it amounts to a for-profit company founded as a quasi public trust that invests in a local community's businesses, land, and resources, drives out crime and corruption, uplifts the values and cash flows, and makes a bundle for investors, while maintaining control of the community-owned property in the hands of what amount to Trustees. She could explain it better, but she calls it, "The great American Buy-Back." Since everything and everyone is for sale, why not join forces, pool our financial, intellectual, and human capital, and buy ourselves and our communities out of slavery? If the idea made any more sense Mistress Candidia would have to kill her, or at least bankrupt her, and put her in jail. Where others talk big, Catherine Austin Fitts writes plans, or design books, so detailed that there is no mistaking her businesslike intent. She calls herself "an artist who works in money." I believe her. Big world-changing murals she paints, like Diego Rivera, only Capitalist.
Posted by Captain Blowtorch 
Hank Willis Thomas, via Happy Famous Artists. The Liberals call this art.
Posted in the Public Interest by Smoky Joe, JD, in Defense of Freedom
The crater where earlier today the Dumpster was demolished, apparently by liberals armed and trained by Iran. The incident has sparked a nuclear holocaust in Tehran. Fearing retaliation, Candidia Cruikshanks, invoking the Military Commissions Act, has declared a state of emergency, suspended the Constitution and imposed a curfew. Military Tribunals will try and execute those liberals deemed terrorists. Candidia expresses her grief and outrage, vowing, "Tutor will not have died in vain. We will rain death and destruction upon our enemies until the Happy Tutor has been avenged, and Freedom and Liberty have been restored." Donations in lieu of flowers to The Happy Tutor Memorial Fund at Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century. Tutor and I had our differences over public policy, but I will miss him dearly. His legacy continues in every bullet fired, every bomb dropped, every propaganda poster slapped on a wall, every slogan, every frame, every soundbite, every political speech in defense of Freedom. God Bless you, Tutor! And God Bless America!
Posted by The Happy Tutor
CornerPocket is a portraiture business offering drawings of men’s balls: the alter ego of an established Boston area artist whose pseudonym is Belle Wether. Please contact the artist. for pricing and scheduling details. (via Happy Famous Artists.)
I gave the portrait on the left to my faithful consort, Dick Minim (Sen D. MA), as a birthday present. It will hang in his Congressional Office, to offset certain impressions people have about Democractic leaders. Those are not actually Dick's balls you see in the picture. You can ask, but I will not tell.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
Conversation as intercourse. Intercourse as commerce. You know somebody's getting fucked. I think it might be us. Ad copy tattoed on our lover's forehead, and we're so inured to it that we don't even notice anymore. We're trying to make love in the middle of the marketplace, but we're just getting screwed.
To prove his point, he admits he flogs Dreamhost and runs adsense on another site. So we rail against Wealth Bondage, slaves all.
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