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Posted by Chastity Powers for the Wealth Bondage Free Press
Hey Gang, The new Center for Philanthropy and Civic Revewal is good for Google hits. Wealth Bondage is now #2 for "Fucking for Money." Sometimes I have been called a "media whore," but I don't do it for the money, not that the money isn't good. I do it to preserve our Civil Society. The independent press is critical to that, you know. Aw, c'mon guys! You know I get self-conscious when you stare.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Wealth Bondage is pleased to announce the grand opening of The Cruikshanks Center for Philanthropy and Civic Renewal. Freedom is the theme. God is our constant companion. The poor are the object of our moral example. Lynne Cheney will cut the ceremonial ribbon. For me personally, the Center marks an important milestone on my Journey from Success to Magnificence.
Posted by Missy Proctor, WB '03 
What a fucking ripoff. I bought this book looking for tips on being the next Paris Hilton and instead it is all this East Coast shit about liberal guilt. I mean, Jesus, don't these people ever get to Dallas? I can't complain, though, the book came with a free set of panties. What a hoot! My just-so-illegal cabana boy is drooling. Class privilege means using anyone I want to use, and Daddy fixing it for me afterwards. I gave the book to Jesus to help him learn English and docked his pay for the $24.95, so I guess I broke even, except for the time wasted.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
A 23 year old special effects expert in LA muses on the the empty life he lives and empty illusions he creates. So few inside Wealth Bondage can see it for what it is, and has done to them. Art that was to liberate the spirit has become the angel of living death.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Thivai on alternative media and self-censorship. Best way to make money and stay out of trouble is to write puff pieces on your advertisers - naturally. Meanwhile, Wonderchicken makes a strong case for "alternative adsense." Here, Mr. Chicken Shit, here is a dollar. Come to Momma. Momma might give you another if you lick the boots so clean. Momma likes to see bad boys turn into good boys. Conditional boot licking. So sweet, the alibis. Yes, Momma knows you need self respect. Money buys that, Sweetie. Here is another dollar. Sit up and beg.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Pathetic, really, but business is business.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Yes, of course, the plan is World Domination by Wealth Bondage. And both parties support me in that effort. Why the big surprise? Who pays for their being elected in the first place?
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
"Craigslist has little interest in maximizing profit from the website but instead prefers only to help users find cars, apartments, jobs and dates." What morons. Who owns your content? I do, asshole.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
Now this from the BBC:
While giving evidence, Sir Stephen held up a pair of Calvin Klein underpants similar to those he wears to show the difficulty of exposing himself in them.
Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
For Eternal life, there is Jesus, etc. For everything else ChaseFreedom. Co-Branded with Wealth Bondage.
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