Thivai on alternative media and self-censorship. Best way to make money and stay out of trouble is to write puff pieces on your advertisers - naturally. Meanwhile, Wonderchicken makes a strong case for "alternative adsense." Here, Mr. Chicken Shit, here is a dollar. Come to Momma. Momma might give you another if you lick the boots so clean. Momma likes to see bad boys turn into good boys. Conditional boot licking. So sweet, the alibis. Yes, Momma knows you need self respect. Money buys that, Sweetie. Here is another dollar. Sit up and beg.