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Posted by The Happy Tutor
I see on the Yahoo homepage that Hulk Hogan's wife files for divorce. Also house payments fall again. The Hogan story is news. The house payment one is under Marketplace. Does that mean it is not news? The subprime crisis and resulting meltdown are not stories. Nice story on sneezing too. That is news. The constant is the light tone, the relaxed fun feeling, and the reading level - moronic. Very reassurring. Glad I waited to trade my Dumpster up for a Mansion.
Posted by Chastity Powers for the Wealth Bondage Free Press
What a difference a few years make. They made a fine looking couple, and the ratings were great too. Candidia says, "They served their purpose, who cares what happens to them now. Out with the old, in with the new. Cute does not last. Money does." I hate to hear that. I am not getting any younger either. Maybe she will keep me for my brains. Well, guys still like me. I am hot. News makes me hot. I love news. And Entertainment too.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
DECATUR, Ga. — The 80-year-old leader of a suburban Atlanta megachurch is at the center of a sex scandal of biblical dimensions: He slept with his brother's wife and fathered a child by her.
I don't judge this man. Dungeon Masters, Morals Tutors, Preachers - it is a very intimate business. Sometimes those who seek our services get starry eyed. The temptation is there. One thing can lead to another. I have been faithful for over 35 years to Dick Minim, but I have often been tested. Hellenic Philosophy is the best remedy for worldly desire, but even now, after years of studying Seneca, virtue is a day to day thing.
Posted by The Happy Tutor
Anne Galloway, completing her PhD at Carleton University in Ottowa, and now seeking a job, considers the militarization of anthropology. Or, she could probably get a job on Madison Avenue. Whatever path Anne takes for money, laden as she is with education loans, may she find a few minutes in every day to blog as a citizen. That too is a gift. (I met Anne at the Digital Genres conference at the University of Chicago in 2003. Over some faculty protest, I read my paper Bound Beaten and Branded. So much has changed since then and so little has. The faculty sponsor thought my aphorisms and parables were in bad taste. Sending PhD's to work for the CIA or Madison Ave is fine, though. That is not Wealth Bondage.)
Posted by Joseph McPatriot
Today's Washington Post carries a major article about the government's creation of small flying surveillance devices that look somewhat like dragonflies. As the article below discusses, there have been credible independent reports about sightings at ANSWER's recent September 15 mass March on Washington of 100,000 people.
The $2 billion Freedom Gnat program is one small part of a comprehensive transpartisan War on Terror. I join with my Democratic colleagues to pledge an America that is both safe and free. Be careful, or one might fly right up your nose.
Achtung! (Warning!)
Have at least $10 mill, Sweetie, or get the fuck out. Posted By Order of Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Submissives apply below.
Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah 
"There is no outside of JSTOR Bondage." Even our very books in chains of gold! It didn't matter so much when I was an adjunct at Yale, but now as an outcast, no more scholarly journals for me. Without access to the Journal of Subaltern Studies, my career has languished. We the oppressed raise our feeble voices: Let the Journal of Subaltern Studies go Free!
Posted by Dr. Amrit Chadwallah, Senior Adjunct in Charge of Hidden Meaning
Steve Denning will be in Wealth Bondage for our Annual Convention. We bring in all the Wealth Bondage Franchisees to hear the latest and greatest Wealth Bondage Success Stories. Steve is going to give the keynote, "Organizational storytelling: the discipline of business narrative." Candidia and he are going to role play the discipline aspects of business narratives by beating the crap out of me. I guess that is their idea of some kind of archetyal story, but it seems like sadism to me, pure and simple. I get tired of always being the butt of jokes. I have read Jerome Bruner, Walter Ong, Jung, Jesus Christ and all that narratology stuff too. Why am I a laughingstock when Steve Denning makes the big bucks? Could it be my skin tint? Who tells my story? Who tells yours?
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