Wealth Bondage

The Wealth Bondage Players

Candidia Cruikshanks

CEO of Wealth Bondage

The Happy Tutor

Dungeon Master to the Stars

Dick Minim (Sen. D. MA)

Tutor's Faithful Consort

Missy Proctor, WB '03

Dean of Afro-American Studies

Joseph McPatriot

Director of the Fatherland Security

Smoky Joe, JD

Trusted Advisor to Candidia Cruikshanks

Captain Blowtorch

Ride Master for The Hogs of Heaven

Chastity Powers 

For The Wealth Bondage Free Press

Dr. Amrit Chadwallah

Adjunct in Charge of Forensic Hermeneutics

Please note, these are not real people. They are Fetish Action Figures as allowed by law. Wealth Bondage is a Satire in the Augustan Tradition. It is like an Allegory, sort of, or Fable, or Parable. For a real beating please consult your own professional advisors.

 

Private Client Moral Rehab Center: Grand Opening

Posted by Chastity Powers  for the Wealth Bondage Free Press

Wealth Bondage is pleased to announce the grand opening of its new Private Client Moral Rehabilitation Center under the capable direction of our own Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars. Testimonials are pouring it as Philanthropic Consultants report their clients are transformed overnight, completing their journeys from success to significance in record time. Jeez, that is so cool. Philanthropy cures! Makes me so hot just thinking of those hunky social venture entrepreneurs strapped down for electroshock therapy! Mmmmm. They come out of it quoting Wordsworth. Tutor is such a mensch.