Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage
Some losers like Joe Bageant are pissing and moaning about media concentration and its effects of their poor little democracy. What is the matter, Joe, Mommy isn't giving you real news anymore? Just corporate spin and government propaganda? O! I am so sorry! Like the news is supposed to be some kind of charity or something? Well, my heart bleeds. It really does. So, today, Wealth Bondage announces 2 (count them two!) $5,0000 grant-vouchers for qualifying media reform organizations.
- Grants are redeemable from Wealth Bondage for goods and services (subject to certain restrictions).
- Media Reform outputs will be agreed upon.
- Outputs and outcomes will be measured.
- I will take a seat on your Board, or appoint a flunky who will.
Submit your grant request along with an essay on Freedom, Why I Love It. Your request will be considered in the order in which it is received. Now, wait in the hall, while Momma has a good laugh. Fucking coupons for the worthtless crap we can''t sell. And look at them out there, lined up meekly, the little sheep who want to reform the media. LOL. What a waste of their time. I may dangle a couple more grant vouchers and have them waste a whole year.
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