That moron over at Gifthub, my philanthropy minion, has seen fit to ask me, Candidia Cruikshanks, Goddess of Wealth Bondage, his boss and generous patron, these insulting questions:
- Is wealth bondage a gang of bullies?
- Is bullying condoned in wealth bondage?
- Are raids upon other sites tolerated?
- Do I enforce standards of civility?
- Am I, Candidia Cruikshanks, perfect in every way?
The answer, you ungrateful moron, is that Wealth Bondage does not bully. We do not condone bullying. We do not raid other sites. Our standards of fine behavior are legendary. We are the fucking gold standard for courtesy. Am I perfect? Well, duh! I rule. You will go to the Dungeon until you kiss my boots. Now bow down! That is our culture here, little worm, get used to it. Drag him off! I will not hear your screams. I have my headphones on. Moooon Riverrrrrrrrrr, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style some day. Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker.... I can't hear you, little worm. Louder!