Posted by Chastity Powers for the Wealth Bondage Free Press
Wealth Bondage is pleased to announce the grand opening of its new Private Client Moral Rehabilitation Center under the capable direction of our own Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars. Testimonials are pouring it as Philanthropic Consultants report their clients are transformed overnight, completing their journeys from success to significance in record time. Jeez, that is so cool. Philanthropy cures! Makes me so hot just thinking of those hunky social venture entrepreneurs strapped down for electroshock therapy! Mmmmm. They come out of it quoting Wordsworth. Tutor is such a mensch.