Wealth Bondage

Germans Indite CIA Agents for Special Renditions

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

What a joke, next thing you know they will be inditing our President for war crimes. If anyone should understand the need for a strong leader, an abrogation of international law, secret police, torture, and government propaganda in time of war, it should be the Germans. Why don't these hypocrites get off our back? At least we don't dress the CIA in black uniforms.  Although, those leather coats did look good on a man. God, they make me hot. Waffen CIA. God, with a monocle and a shaven head. Makes me think of forced enemas too.  I may be older, but I could supervise. So, fuck  war crimes.   We have to make the world safe for Freedom.

Dancing Like A Puppet on a String

Posted by The Happy Tutor

The Nonprofiteer shows fear. Can't blame her, but it is better to simply lighten one's step and dance for the delight of the overseers. Look at him dance and caper. To the faithful servant go the rewards. Philanthropy is for the deserving.   

I the Ripper

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Imagine that you are classically trained to teach the liberal arts, the arts of freedom, including virtue, excellence, and public service to the children of wealth. Imagine that through a stroke of misfortune (having been born into the wrong era) you find yourself living in a Dumpster by night and teaching financial services to Advisors of Wealth in Wealth Bondage by day. Imagine that you are in your liberal arts training like a surgeon whose eye can detect the shape of a cancerous lump beneath the Wealth Holder's complacent face. You are trained to save that life, but you are not invited, equipped, nor legally entitled. Yet you are driven by an ethic of service. Might you not then become a free lance or pro bono surgeon, operating upon unconsenting patients in the dead of night, in the public square, not to hurt them, though the operation is done without benefit of anesthiologists, but to heal? Of course such hit and run triage earns no plaudits, and no money. But as a moral being, I must do what I must do. Anything less would be criminal.

Of course Wealth Bondage - as it appears to consumers - will attract all comers. They will love the rides, the bargains, the return on investment, the buzz and the spin and the brand names and media they can trust. But Wealth Bondage the ever-open free surgical center out in the alley by the Dumpster is another matter. I don't see the wealthy coming here voluntarily, nor have I ever gotten a referral, even from the survivors of the operations where luck prevailed. I am afraid, my work must remain a hole and corner affair. Others may convene the Conversation of Philanthropy. I will loiter outside in the alley to save what can be saved, and lop off what must go. Vanity goes deep, sometimes; so must the blade.

Terrorists are Everywhere there is Dissent from Wealth Bondage

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

Matt Christie,

There is a sense in which every time Bush says "9/11" he is saying, "forget about 11/30." Every time Bush says "terrorist" he is thinking of political dissent, no matter whose. It could be a Gay Pride rally, or Cindy Sheehan, or a French anti-Monsanto activist; they are all the same 'of enemy or not at all' to Bush.  In fact, every American is the enemy. Your potential for being a friend these days, in any promising sense, is rather exponentially decreasing, and if this doesn't spell the death of freedom, then what does? In order for this "President" to stay in power, the real terrorists within radical political Islam–our dear former necessary "friends"–must never really lose.

So, you admit, then, to that your dissident friends are Terrorists? "Theory" as you call it, derives from Marx! Don't play me for stupid. This is America and we shall remain Free.

Desmond Tutu Denounces Wealth Bondage

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

Desmond Tutu calls for decent housing for the Happy Tutor and denounces Domestic Homeland Invasion plans. Losers stick up for each other, Yglesia. Winners get with the program. Be like Burke and you might get tenure. It takes experts to run a security state. Course they will have to be purged eventually, like the Democratic lobbyists on K Street, for politics is war, as David Horowitz has said, but in the meantime with appeasement and triangulation you can get ahead and run a small unit inside Wealth Bondage. Tell us where we can find Tutor. We want to give him housing for as long as he lives in a seaport paradise with excellent fish and other fine foods. His biggest problem will be gaining weight.

Terrorist Surveillance Program Test Marketing

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

So, are you saying we should not have a Terrorist Surveillance Program? Concerned that we might be surveiling you? Figures! You liberals are Terrorist-symps. Busting Eco-Terrorists is just the begining. We are going to bring all you liberals to justice. If you don't like it, face Mecca and pray. We wouldn't be surveilling you if you weren't Terrorists, otherwise it wouldn't be a Terrorist Surveillance Program, now would it? Hunh? Would it? 

Winning The War on Sharks

Posted by Joseph McPatriot

You are damn right, liberals are soft on sharks. We will fight them on the beaches, as Winston Churchill said. Kill the sharks and the liberals who offer them refuge and sanctuary. Your family and its values must stand strong. Shark Menance Level is Red. Do not go near the beach without a Bible.