Wealth Bondage

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Time to Take out the Trash

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Brad Sucks sings "Time to Take out the Trash." A possible Dumpster Anthem? Via UFOBreakfast.

Dumpster Slut Swag

Posted by Missy Proctor, WB '03

No, I don't have the "I am a Dumster Slut" t-shirt. I only wear Prada or Armani.

Forbidden Porn: The World We Want Masquerade

Chastity Powers Does the News

Forbidden Porn - Wealth Bondage User Created Content  is number one in Google. Hey, Gang, put your hands together for Mr. Mole. He has done his bit for The World We Want.

Coins

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Exclusively for those in Wealth Bondage by Mr. Scruggs. Web 2.0 is so great. User created content. I love it. Costs me nothing, brings me clients. I can embed ads, mine the data. I call it sucker created content. Scruggs is such a fool. He thinks he is satirizing me, and I am laughing all the way to the bank.   

 

 

Free Amateur Wealth Bondage Videos

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Free wealth bondage videos. Watch celebrities, politicians, newscasters, think tank thinkers, pundits and holders of great wealth in their most private moments, caught on tape in our Private Scene Rooms! See them disciplined by The Happy Tutor, Dungeon Master to the Stars. Watch as even the wealthiest brats learn the joy of giving. Hear them howl as Tutor puts them through their paces over his knee. Whether it is the dungeon, the rack, the spanking bench, or the iron cage - all are here for your viewing pleasure. Ordered liberty never felt so good. Congratulations! You are already enrolled in Wealth Bondage. Never a charge to fuck you over. Welcome to my world, Sweetie. Momma loves you. Enjoy!

Captain Blowtorch

Courtesy of J. Alva Scruggs for Painstream Media.

Wealth Bondage: The Video

Welcome to the Funhouse

(Secret Surveillance Video of courtesy of J. Alva Scruggs an independent producer of The Painstream Media for UFOBreakfast Recipients.)

Who Moved Your Fucking Cheese?

Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

(Video of Candidia courtesy of J. Alva Scruggs an independent producer of The Painstream Media for UFOBreakfast Recipients.)

Dick Minim (D Senator, MA)

Dick Minim: One Line Bio

Senator (D) from the Great State of Massachusetts. Faithful consort of the Happy Tutor

Bio

Dick is a well-known wit about town. He has read all the latest scholarly periodicals, as well as the most interesting weblogs. An inheritor himself, Dick contents himself with his collection of first editions, and his observations on topics of interest to the discriminating few. In addition to his work as an Independent Scholar, Dick serves as a Chief of Staff to The Happy Tutor, smoothing over any misunderstanding that may arise from time to time with Candidia Cruikshanks.

Dick prepped at Groton, graduated from Yale, where he won the English Prize for his Essay on Christropher Smart's cat, and has an MA from Balliol College, Oxford in Philosophy and Psychology, not that he would brag about this, like Harvard people, since that would be uncouth.

Dick serves in Wealth Bondage as Senator (D) from the great state of Massachusetts. He attemps to steer the ship of state between the Scylla of Democracy and the Charybdis of Autocracy.

Origins

Dick's father, was one of the East Coast Minims, a principal in the firm of Minim & Minim. His mother ("Mummy") is a Hyena, heiress of the Hyena Dog Chow Fortune. The Hyenas trace their lineage back to Governor Winthrop and the Mayflower. Mummy is active in Nantucket land conservation.

Quotation

I know that The Happy Tutor has many friends all over the world. I would like to think, though, that I am his special favorite. When I look back over my career in Wealth Bondage, I am pleased to consider that I have done no little service to my fellow man. As a Good Steward of the many gifts, both intellectual and financial, that have been entrusted to me, I do what I can to give back. It is a family tradition. We Minim's always have. Not that I expect or receive any thanks. To give is its own reward. Besides, Mummy says we must.

(Video of Senator Minim courtesy of J. Alva Scruggs an independent producer of The Painstream Media for UFOBreakfast Recipients.)