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Senator (D) from the Great State of Massachusetts. Faithful consort of the Happy Tutor
Dick is a well-known wit about town. He has read all the latest
scholarly periodicals, as well as the most interesting weblogs. An
inheritor himself, Dick contents himself with his collection of first
editions, and his observations on topics of interest to the
discriminating few. In addition to his work as an Independent Scholar,
Dick serves as a Chief of Staff to The Happy Tutor, smoothing over any
misunderstanding that may arise from time to time with Candidia
Dick prepped at Groton, graduated from Yale, where he won the
English Prize for his Essay on Christropher Smart's cat, and has an MA
from Balliol College, Oxford in Philosophy and Psychology, not that he
would brag about this, like Harvard people, since that would be uncouth.
Dick serves in Wealth Bondage as Senator (D) from the great state of Massachusetts. He attemps to steer the ship of state between the Scylla of Democracy and the Charybdis of Autocracy.
Dick's father, was one of the East Coast Minims, a principal in the
firm of Minim & Minim. His mother ("Mummy") is a Hyena, heiress of
the Hyena Dog Chow Fortune. The Hyenas trace their lineage back to
Governor Winthrop and the Mayflower. Mummy is active in Nantucket land
I know that The Happy Tutor has many friends all over the world.
I would like to think, though, that I am his special favorite. When I
look back over my career in Wealth Bondage, I am pleased to consider
that I have done no little service to my fellow man. As a Good Steward
of the many gifts, both intellectual and financial, that have been
entrusted to me, I do what I can to give back. It is a family
tradition. We Minim's always have. Not that I expect or receive any
thanks. To give is its own reward. Besides, Mummy says we must.
(Video of Senator Minim courtesy of J. Alva Scruggs an independent producer of The Painstream Media for UFOBreakfast Recipients.)