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Mary Delgado arrested for assaulting "Batchelor" Byron Velvick

Posted by Chastity Powers  for the Wealth Bondage Free Press

What a difference a few years make.  They made a fine looking couple, and the ratings were great too. Candidia says, "They served their purpose, who cares what happens to them now. Out with the old, in with the new. Cute does not last. Money does."  I hate to hear that. I am not getting any younger either.  Maybe she will keep me for my brains.  Well, guys still like me. I am hot. News makes me hot. I love news. And Entertainment too.

Find Submissives in Wealth Bondage

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Pathetic, really, but business is business.

Canada Protests Special Rendition

Posted by Captain Blowtorch

It figures. Who settled Canada? The French. We ought to nuke Montreal. We are the strongest nation the world has ever seen. Why should we have to put up with any crap from a rinkydink country like Canada? I hope Bush spits in their faces and shows them the bloody chains. "You want some of this, you assholes?" How were we supposed to know that a Muslim like Maher Arar was innocent unless we tortured him first? He didn't look innocent. I suspected him immediately. I declared him an enemy noncombatant like I always do when I see some Muslim doing something or not doing something. I was just doing my job like the President and Congress tell me to. Don't blame me. I am protecting Freedom and having a hell of good time too. This is War. Shit happens.

God Bless America!