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Wealth Bondage Cold War on Democracy

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

"Choosing Democracy Consciously"? What the fuck? Democracy! You, little piss ant, you think Wealth Bondage is a Democracy! About time we stomped this man down. By making an example of the few, we can spare ourselves the trouble of rounding them all up. Better to make clear from the beginning that resistance is futile, there is no alternative, going along to get along is the only hope.  Get me Deputy Editor on the line.  I want this man edited, big time. Cut whatever you have to cut. And bring me the pieces on by one. Democracy for Christsake. I will show you what Freedom is, asshole. I am going to give you all the Freedom you can stand, down in the bottom of a well for the rest of your life.  The rest of you, go back to your cubicles. Momma will handle this. Everything is under control.

How To Marry a Philanthropist

Posted by Chastity Powers  for the Wealth Bondage Free Press

Wealth Bondage, with a little help from Felix del Campo, is authoritative for How To Marry a Philanthropist. Welcome to Weath Bondage, all you who seek love in the lap of luxury. You will find plenty of wealthy people in our comment section. Join in, mix and mingle, and you never know. You just might marry Dick Minim, a very eligible bachelor, or Candidia Cruikshanks herself.

90% of China's Billionaires are Children of High Ranking Officals

Posted by Missy Proctor, WB '03

via philanthropy 2173: These young leaders have good genes, like mine. Now that Markets are Free, the best rise to the top, naturally.

Dynastic Family Values

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Welcome Christ to Coors Field. Dynastic families in their values-based planning align all the arrows in pursuit of their  goals. Pray for estate tax repeal. When the rich rule, the raising of moral kids is of paramount importance. Spare the rod and spoil the child. Nor, does the work end there. Even the wealthiest adults can use a good maintenance spanking to keep their megalomania in check. 
 

Wealth Gap Grows

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

Good news via the Wall Street Journal We are doing better and better. They are going nowhere. There is justice in the world. Merit gets ahead and losers lose. You are free to be a billionaire like me. Meanwhile, get back to your cubicle.   

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Build Wealth the Easy Way

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Got a link from this site. I assume it is a pseudoblog, devoted to wealth, to drive hits to the Camcorder site that is touted as the best possible site for wealth building?

Estate Tax Repeal

Posted by The Happy Tutor

Atomized Junior on estate tax repeal in the wake of Katrina and Rita. In deference to obvious injustice, it may have been off for a few months. But the poor are accepting of their lot and the rich are importunate in extracting the benefits for which they have paid our elected representatives.

Family Fucking Values

Posted by Missy Proctor, WB '03

Did I know Dickie-poo? Gawd, yes, at CT Country Day. Daddy says he's working with Tutor on how to plant our family like a big oak tree, a 100 year Dynasty like Dickie's. Fucking Family Values up the Ying-Yang. Daddy says we have family fucking intellectual capital, family fucking social capital, and family fucking financial capital. Mmmmmmm. And all for me, 'cuz I drowned my sister, Una, when she was little in the bathtub and my only other sibling, Buster, blew his brains out when he caught Daddy shagging the Chauffeur out behind Wealth Bondage. Or maybe the Chauffeur shot him; I don't remember and really don't give a shit. Anyways, it was all hushed up.

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Chastity Powers Reporting for a Free & Independent Wealth Bondage Press

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Wealth Beyond Reason(TM)

Posted by Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage

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